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I would say that I don’t even know why Jezebel would bother posting two updates from the Senators mouthpieces — then I remember it is Jezebel we are talking about.

The only way we will see actual journalism from that rag (and I realize the double meaning here…) is if the senate was voting on the importation of dildos from Canada. Or birth control, I guess if I were being generous.