>Twig disk cache

I used Twig for hours before I realised it was only suited towards web dev chopshops who don’t care about performance and want to waste half* the response time loading a fucking php library and testing if a cached template exists

*depends on how complex your application is, because I tested it to be 20ms on a Haswell i7 even with all the performance recommendations met

>I can now finally see that Infinity Next sucked all along. Oh sure, its features were great

It did nothing extraordinary and the UX/UI was backwards to boot; it’s just your first time seeing PHP that looks like it wasn’t written for WordPress

>All this time, failed migration after failed migration happened.

Why are you wasting time with migrations in the first place when the whole concept of a chan board is that it is transitory

>No one could seem to get Infinity Next to more than 100 requests per second.

If you actually wanted performance you wouldn’t have started with PHP

>Joshua Conner Moon scammed a meme website out of $12,000 so that he could feel superior

Those who live in glass houses

If you spent less time hyping conspiracy theories about whatever 4chan is doing you would have had a working replacement deployed a year ago