Very funny post! Also, you’ll be fine. Until the embryo has split and you’re in for twins. Or quads. Nah, that won’t happen.
(But it might!)
Seriously, you’ll have loads of fun. You know how non-parents get bored of the parents droning on about their kids? It’s because they’re the best things ever.
Oh, and our twins love going out for brunch. Life changes, but you can still do cool stuff.