A Mulligan for Trump

April 6, 2017
Mar-a-Lago, Florida

President Trump has stunned the international community by kidnapping Chinese President Xi Jinping, and locking him in the golf course caddyshack. According to ‘Forked Tongue’ Conway, Trump has demanded that Xi tell his military forces in the East and South China Seas to take “long vacations” gambling in Macau.

Reports emerged that Trump became angry when he learned that Xi did not play golf, depriving Trump of the opportunity to “kick his ass.” White House staffers have issued pleas to Beijing to allow Trump a diplomatic mulligan, since he has no experience in international relations.