Have you reached that age yet — I have! — when your doctor gives you that unpleasant news? “It’s time for a colonoscopy.” (Dreadful…) But you know you have to, and while you’re at it, you should look into the SphincterBuddy. Not at all a proctologist’s finger, SphincterBuddy is a modern, cutting-edge, non-penetrative smartphone app, no more than a kiss. Generate valuable data for your doctor by sitting on your phone once a month, after a shower and before you are dressed. Sit calmly until you the hear the beep! (Screen cleaner not included.)