Spicer’s Pretzel Logic

The Washington DC food scene is about to take a new twist and turn, as former White House press secretary Sean Spicer starts his new career running a food truck. Spicer, whose ancestors came from Germany — Schpeitzer was changed to sound more American — will be producing gourmet pretzels. It was a Washington Post article with detailed analysis by the best grammarians in the country that showed that Spicer’s “answers” at White House press briefings, with the twists, turns, curves and convolutions, most resembled pretzels. He plans to offer a variety of craft-made pretzels, big salty ones for Republicans, smaller sweet ones for Democrats, and stuffed pretzels for the press.