White House Shuffle
I’m betting my vast fortune that Trump will soon get rid of Rex Tillerson, over and above the objections of the adults, including John Kelly and Jim Mattis. As Rex is shoved out the door he’ll turn and shout, “You ARE a moron, you know!” Tillerson will then be replaced by Nikki Haley as Secretary of State, because her loyalty index is higher. Other day-care guardians like Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz are no match for the shouting volume of the toddler-in-chief, who scares every Republican. Who will replace Haley at the UN? I’m thinking John “Surrender Is Not an Option” Bolton, a Trump fan, might come out of retirement and take his old job back.