Gargling Madness

Chew it up. Spit it out. Gargle it. There are many things to do with madness. Most people just toss it away and call it a day. Madness is for the crazed lunatic and I’ve got to watch the latest episode of Baywatch - it’s on Netflix. Because whatever is on Netflix is the moral imperative of the day.

I say no way, José. Madness doesn’t have moral imperatives. Madness is the elimination of the rational. Madness is impulse.

Gargling madness has many health benefits. An increased gargling skill level being just one of them. The others remain to be seen, because they aren’t on Netflix.