Man serves wine from toilet tank. Crowd goes wild. True story!

Get wine to the perfect temperature. Plus save money and water if you leave any bottle in your toilet tank.

That was the easiest thing I did after I learned that because of droughts:

• Food costs are rising.
• Orange County, CA and San Antonio, TX are recycling toilet water into tap/drinking water.

So put a bottle in your toilet tank. And while you’re at it, see this cheeky video on how to check your toilet for leaks because I don’t want this tweet to be about you someday: Harsh, bro. “Man Fined $3,000 Over Leaky Toilet.”

(I sat through videos of dirty toilets until I found those clean ones for you. It’s your lucky day!)