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Really guys.?.

How incredible is it that fucking people over is “just the way it is,” “it’s just business.” Is that real…pass the Dutch upon the left hand side…

The applause continues to increase in volume for people that continue to do what has already been done before with a little less intellect.

Farting will never not be funny and it is not far from rap.

Fucking is still a big deal because fucking is the same way we make more humans. So I cannot imagine it ever not being a issue. It is pretty powerful especially when it is unaccounted for. Oh, wait, something will take care of it. “Interesting.”

Why do I believe that nipple stickers are arguably the funniest things ever made? I want to be a nipple sticker.

The pope loves us so much

A$AP Mob is fuckin rad! They remind me of something. I ducks with them.

Moms tell their daughters to make sure they settle with a man that’s willing to choke and hit them during sex…2018

The NFL has special needs. So special that they choked out Concussion the movie, distribution. No wonder Will Smith wasn’t nominated. It’s not black and white, it’s Hollywood and NFL butt fucking each other. Yay us!

The war is in your closet.