What “They” Won’t Tell You About Six Pack Abs

GB Dare
5 min readJun 20, 2022

Because “They” Are Just a Bunch of Money-Grubbing Douche Canoes!

“four eyes and a six pack” by istolethetv is licensed under CC BY 2.0.

If you’ve every tried to get really fit and develop the highly prized six-pack abs, you’ve probably seen and perhaps tried all sorts of exercises and gadgets, spent a bunch of money on “exclusive secrets” from self-proclaimed “experts” and ultimately wound up with the one-pack abs (sometimes called a “keg”) you started with.

You didn’t do anything wrong.

Well, maybe you did do something wrong. I don’t have any way of knowing that one way or the other, but what I do know is that when it comes to the methods being sold to get six pack abs, there’s a whole lot of stuff that comes from the Southbound end of a Northbound bull getting thrown around!

What it comes down to is if the “experts” were really honest about how to get ripped abs, nobody would buy their shit!

Because the honest truth of the matter is that you, no matter what shape you are in, already have six-pack abs!

Wait… what?!

You read that right. Everyone has six-pack abs. Well, not necessarily a six-pack.

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GB Dare

Just a regular human writer musing on a variety of topics, including health and fitness, sexuality, and the general dysfunction of the world.