An Email From My Dad, Who Voted For George W. Bush Twice
Dana Schwartz
30527

It’s funny that you and your Dad exchange such publishable emails!

It’s funny that your Dad wants to explain Trump to you!

It’s funny that your Dad italicizes, uses scare quotes and all caps, and just generally has such a modern writing style!

It’s funny that your Dad is still doing the Dad thing, dropping Dad heat like: we need to always embody blah blah blah!

It’s funny that your Dad calls you sweetheart!

It’s funny that people believe this is from your Dad!