How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones
Lauren Parker
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And forcing her to look at you by waving your arms wildly just to gesture for her to smile — because that’s all you’re asking of her after all, a smile — is not cute. And if she didn’t respond to your command then that over the top gesture you made to communicate to any wincing witnesses that you tried she’s just an uptight bitch didn’t make you any less of a dick. If she acquiesced and gave a quick awkward smile it’s so that you’d leave her the fuck alone — you didn’t win.

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