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Are you an adult that was born between the years 1805 to 1975? Do you feel a burning hatred for younger people who have touch screen cellular telephones that you refuse to use? Do you wish you could share this hatred with your friends on the facebooks in written format without having to do the work yourself? Well don’t you worry, because with this handy dandy “I hate Millennials” blog, you can showcase once and for all why your baseless opinions about people younger than you are actual fact. Just take a look at an example below of just what type of blog you are going to get.

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Millennials are the absolute worst excuses for human beings on the face of the planet. Every day that I have to breathe the same air as these parasites is a nightmare that never ends for me. They are goblins, literal goblins who manage to find new, annoying ways to whine about the latest gizmomajig to come out in circuit city. It’s sickening that society has not acknowledged that the millennials that walks this earth are a problem. Why can’t the world just band together and wipe these goblins off the face of the planet? The world would be a much better place for us all if these monsters were dead.

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Wow! What a well crafted paragraph. In case you were wondering, no, we did not have William Shakespeare write this lovely piece. This is one of our own talented writers that have worked for our blogging company for some time. You may have read other works of theirs like, “I love The Confederate Flag More Than My Children”, and “Why Do Women Talk?”

But this blog doesn’t just contain hatred of millennials. No, it also contains hatred of Colleges that are breeding grounds for people younger than you. Here’s another excerpt from the blog to show you we aren’t bluffing.

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Colleges are just a festering hill for this failed generation to be further ruined by liberal brainwashing. They teach millennials new ways to ruin our lives by signing them up for the Politically Correct Nazi organization that is forced down our throats every day. Just last week, my millennial freak of a granddaughter showed up in my house with pink hair. I made sure to slap her in the face for ruining her blonde hair, except now I’m not allowed to see her anymore because my own daughter has been brainwashed by the millennials. She says that my slapping is no longer acceptable. Well my generation slapped everyone around and everything turned out fine. Except for the millennials, they are a poison that we did not cause, but one we will have to end.

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Incredible, simply incredible! I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t love to see more writing like this. To share the full blog with your friends, you’ll just need to pay a low cost fee of $39.99 that can handled on our website, www.ihatetheyoungpeople.org or on our toll free number listed in the phone books (it should be listed under, “Young People Are Cancerous”).

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