watch this Michael Bay cum-splosion did you? ’Cause, fuuuck yooou.
The Trouble with Hot Guys.

You should totally watch the Armageddon’s extra with Ben Affleck commentary:

“I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to be astronauts than it was to train astronauts to be oil drillers and he told me to shut the fuck up.”

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