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Greg Adrouny
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Dec 12, 2018

Homeless In Silicon Valley

When He Lost Everything, Scott Pearson Was Forced Into a Harsh Reality. This Is His Story of Survival in the Land of Million Dollar Homes and Billion Dollar Corporations. — It’s pouring outside and I can’t seem to find a parking spot. Hoping to get one close to the coffee shop, I circle around, foolishly thinking someone’s going to pull out at any second. It’s mid-November 2016 and, of all days, Mother Nature had to pick this one to unleash…

Silicon Valley

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Homeless In Silicon Valley
Homeless In Silicon Valley
Silicon Valley

25 min read


Nov 12, 2018

The 5 Superpowers of Depression

For The Most Part, Depression Sucks. But, It Does Have Its Perks — Like many others with depression, I have a vast array of superpowers. No, a radioactive spider never bit me, the government didn’t inject me with a highly-classified “super soldier” serum, I wasn’t born on an alien planet orbiting a red supergiant and my parents weren’t murdered in front of me…

Mental Health

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The 5 Superpowers of Depression
The 5 Superpowers of Depression
Mental Health

6 min read


Oct 29, 2018

The Death of the English Language: One Stupid Advertising Word at a Time

From “Melty” Quesadillas to “Framily” Cell Phone Plans, Advertisers Are Destroying English’s Natural Evolution — For the love of God, please stop. Don’t even try to explain yourself — you’ve done enough harm already. Step away from the keyboard, stop thinking about “new” and “edgy” neologisms and portmanteaus to shamelessly post on your trying-way-too-hard-to-sound-like-a-real-human-being social media page and open up a damn dictionary. I don’t…

Language

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The Death of the English Language: One Stupid Advertising Word at a Time
The Death of the English Language: One Stupid Advertising Word at a Time
Language

7 min read


Oct 10, 2018

How I Rose From The Abyss

By Summer 2016, Depression Had All But Destroyed Me. I Never Gave Up. This Is My Story. — I’ve just woken up and can see the sunlight dipping below my window shade. My pillow is soaked with sweat, my sheets are halfway off the bed and I’m practically laying on top of my dog, Ringo, who insists on sleeping right next to me every single night. The stillness…

Mental Health

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How I Rose From The Abyss
How I Rose From The Abyss
Mental Health

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Sep 25, 2018

Internet Addiction: A Day In The Life

Hello, May I Have Some Internet Points? — Sunday. Los Gatos, California: 9:00am­­ — I wake up. 10:37 — I actually wake up. 10:38 — I roll around in bed trying to find my iPhone. After a brief moment of panic, I realize it’s lodged between the mattress and the wall. …

Humor

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Internet Addiction: A Day In The Life
Internet Addiction: A Day In The Life
Humor

10 min read


Sep 19, 2018

I Accidentally Got Stoned At The First Concert My Parents Took Me To

On Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, the Foo Fighters and the Circular Nature of the Parent-Child Relationship — I was 12-years-old when I went to my first concert. It didn’t go very well. In early 2000, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (CSNY) were in the middle of their legendary reunion tour and one of their stops was my hometown San Jose Arena. My parents — both children of…

Music

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I Accidentally Got Stoned At The First Concert My Parents Took Me To
I Accidentally Got Stoned At The First Concert My Parents Took Me To
Music

13 min read


Sep 11, 2018

Have the Terrorists Won?

On September 11, 2001, the United States of America vowed to defeat the terrorists. Are we succeeding? — “Greg, wake up,” my father said, rushing through my bedroom door. I was barely a freshman in high school and my stress level was already high for a 14-year-old boy. Worse yet, my mother was out-of-town and Dad was not as skilled as she was in the art of the…

Politics

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Have the Terrorists Won?
Have the Terrorists Won?
Politics

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Sep 5, 2018

How My Terrible College Wardrobe Got Me A Bat Used By Willie Mays

In 2010, a chance encounter at a Durham, NC supermarket changed my life. I had my idiotic style to thank for it. — I didn’t exactly have the best style as a college student. Between my ever-expanding waistline and ever-receding hairline, it was quite rare to catch me in an ensemble that didn’t involve baggy clothes, tattered skate shoes and a baseball cap. …

Sports

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How My Terrible College Wardrobe Got Me A Bat Used By Willie Mays
How My Terrible College Wardrobe Got Me A Bat Used By Willie Mays
Sports

14 min read

Greg Adrouny

Greg Adrouny

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Writer | Creative Consultant | Duke Alum | I help companies find their voice | Inquiries: greg@adrouny.com

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