You forgot the galavanting golfing foursome that were chronicled in the Orlando Sentinal several years ago, and then imortalized in the Darwin Awards when one one of them decided to hoist his body up to the ball cleaning machine and balance himself with his Big Bertha driver and place his family jewels in the ball cleaning mechanism for his buddies to see. What he did not count on was on of them to give it a spin and clean them for him as in “clean off.” No more little golfers for him. All four were banned from the course forever, and the news article also noted that to add insult to injury, the Big Bertha Driver he was using to support himself ended up with a broken shaft.