HOW TO JUMP ONTO THE DECENTRALIZED MEME/ART MARKET: THE NEWB TUTORIAL

GrounBEEF Taxi
Aug 28, 2017 · 5 min read

THIS WILL BE A CAREFULLY WORDED TUTORIAL FOR ANYBODY THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NEW TO CRYPTOCURRENCY. I DON’T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT HOW BITCOIN TECHNOLOGY WORKS AND I WILL TRY MY BEST TO BE THE MOST EFFECTIVE LIAISON TO GET YOU GOING ON RARIFYING YOUR ART PIECES ON A DECENTRALIZED ART EXCHANGE. WE WILL BE USING THE KEKDAQ PROTOCOL. THE KEKDAQ IS A DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CREATE AN ASSET NAME AND THROUGH THAT, ALLOWS YOU TO ISSUE A CERTAIN RARITY COUNT TO YOUR ART ITSELF.

THE KEKDAQ EXCHANGE ITSELF: RED ARROW IS YOUR WALLET ADDRESS(SHOW THAT TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEND YOU MEMETIC CURRENCY, ART ASSETS AND WHATEVER ELSE). PINK ARROW IS KDAQ TOKENS, 0.5 KDAQ IS REQUIRED TO PAY TO CREATE AN ASSET. GREEN ARROW IS AMOUNT OF MEMETIC(AKA PEPECOIN) CURRENCY YOU HAVE, YOU MUST HAVE THIS TO PAY TRANSACTION FEES TO SEND STUFF. BLUE ARROWS ARE POINTING TO OWNERS COLLECTION OF ASSETS. YELLOW ARROW SHOWS WHERE ALL YOUR EXCHANGE CONTROLS ARE TO BUY/SELL ON KEKDAQ’S MARKET.
  1. MAKE A WALLET ADDRESS:

IN THE BITCOIN WORLD, YOU CAN MAKE AS MANY ADDRESSES AS YOU WANT. IT BASICALLY GENERATES A LONG STRING ADDRESS SUCH AS 2sdfhSDfjgdjsSDghjskdlsk WHICH IS BASICALLY A FINANCIAL EMAIL ADDRESS FOR EVERYONE TO SEND YOU MONEY. YOUR FIRST ADDRESS WILL LOOK LIKE THIS(REFER TO PICTURE). GO TO WWW.KEKDAQ.COM AND PRESS CREATE WALLET. IN DOING THIS IT WILL CREATE A 12 WORD PASSPHRASE(IMPORTANT TO WRITE DOWN AND NEVER SHOW ANYONE) WHICH YOU WILL USE TO ALWAYS ACCESS YOUR WALLET. AFTER THAT IT’S FAIRLY SIMPLE AND YOU GET ACCESS TO THE EXHANGE(ALSO PICTURED) AND THE WALLET ITSELF.

THE ART OF DIGITAL BEGGING, DON’T WORRY YOU’LL BE A CRYPTOCURRENCY PRO SOON ENOUGH. WE ALL HAD TO DO IT AT SOME POINT AND IT’S FUN. KDAQ TOKENS ARE CHEAP SO IT’S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL TO ASK. FELLOW MEME CREATORS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT.

2. GETTING MEMETIC CURRENCY:

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A NEWB AND YOU DON’T KNOW ONE THING ABOUT BUYING BITCOIN OR EVEN GOING TO A BITCOIN EXCHANGE, BUYING MEMETIC AND THEN SENDING THAT TO THE KEKDAQ(YADDA YADDA) WE WILL BYPASS ALL OF THIS. WE WILL ACTUALLY RESORT TO YOU DIGITALLY PANHANDLING. YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT…..BUT IT’S NOT AS BIG A DEAL AS YOU THINK, NOT FOR CREATING ASSETS. IT’S QUITE CHEAP AND PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO OWN QUITE A BIT OF MEMETIC ALREADY ARE WILLING TO HELP OUT. GO TO TELEGRAM.ME/PEPECOINS AND YOU WILL FIND ALMOST EVERY PERSON INVESTED OR HAVING A NICE STASH THAT CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO START WITH. MOST OF US ARE ACTUALLY READY TO SEND PEOPLE SOME KEKDAQ TOKENS TO YOUR EXCHANGE WALLET TO START. THE COST OF MAKING ASSETS IS CHEAP SO DON’T FEEL WORRIED ABOUT IT.

THIS IS A RETROKEK, CREATOR GROUNBEEFTAXI(ALSO WRITER OF THIS TUTORIAL) HAS MADE ONLY 100 OF THESE. HE IS VERY PROUD OF HIS VAPORWAVE PEPE PIECE.

3. MAKING YOUR FIRST ASSET:

IF YOU’VE MADE IT TO THIS STEP YOU’VE PROBABLY ALREADY TALKED TO A FELLOW MEME CONNOISSEUR AND HAVE RECEIVED EITHER MEMETIC OR SOME KEKDAQ TOKENS. YOU WILL NEED EXACTLY 0.5 KDAQ TO CREATE YOUR FIRST ASSET. THIS TOKEN GETS DESTROYED(SENT TO AN UNRECOVERABLE ANONYMOUS ADDRESS) AND CREATES YOUR ASSET. YOU GET TO CHOOSE YOUR NAME AND HOW MANY OF THE ASSET YOU WISH TO HAVE, FROM ONE TO A BILLION BASICALLY. FOR EXAMPLE I BURN 0.5 KDAQ AND I MAKE A “LORDKEK” AND I ISSUE ONLY TEN(WHICH I HAVE ALREADY!). SO NOW ONLY 10 LORDKEKS EXIST AND I CONTROL ALL OF THEM. I OWN THE LORDKEK MARKET NOW! YOU ALSO CAN DECIDE IF YOU WISH THEM TO BE DIVISIBLE OR NOT. DIVISIBLE MEANS THAT YOUR 10 LORDKEKS CAN BE BOUGHT IN SMALLER AND FINE AMOUNT SUCH AS 1.000004 OR .99983 LORDKEKS AND SO FORTH. MOST ART ASSET TRADERS PREFER HARD NUMBERS THAN DIVISIBLE. IT ADDS TO THE COLLECTABILITY AESTHETIC IN THE DIGITAL WORLD.

FUTURE MOCKUP OF THE KEKDAQ ART REGISTRY/WEB EXCHANGE. IT’S MAIN PURPOSE WILL SERVE TO REGISTER AND TAG ARTWORK BUT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEARCH ASSETS/ARTWORK AND BUY/SELL AS WELL.

4. REGISTERING THE ARTWORK TO THE ASSET:

YOU’VE GOT YOUR ASSET AND A CERTAIN ISSUANCE COUNT, NOW WHAT DO YOU DO TO MAKE IT VISIBLE TO YOUR ART? FOR RIGHT NOW WE ARE IN DEVELOPMENT OF THE “HOLOKEK” WHICH WILL BE A WEB AND MOBILE APP REGISTRY/MOBILE TRADING APP THAT WILL DISPLAY EVERYONE’S ARTWORK. THROUGH THIS YOU CAN BUY,SELL AND TRADE ART PIECES WITH OTHERS. IN CONTRAST JUST THINK OF AN INSTRAGRAM WHERE ARTWORKS ARE RARE AND YOU CAN ONLY ACCESS THEM IF YOU BUY THEM. IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT THIS MARKET ACTUALLY EXISTS AND PEOPLE ARE MAKING A LIVING OFF OF IT. THE DIGITAL ART WORLD IS REAL AND IT IS NOW. TO PUT IT SIMPLY, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GO TO THE HOLOKEK WEBSITE, TYPE YOUR KEKDAQ PASSPHRASE, ACCESS YOUR WALLET AND THEN UPLOAD YOUR ARTOWORK TO PROPERLY REGISTER AND TAG IT. DONE, PRESTO.

MOCKUPS FOR THE “HOLOKEK” MOBILE APP THAT WILL CONNECT TO HOLOKEK ART REGISTRY SITE. BOTH WILL ACT TO BUY/SELL ART PIECES AND ALSO CONNECT TO THE KEKDAQ EXCHANGE PROTOCOL AS WELL. CONSIDER THESE 3RD PARTY APPS THAT CONNECT TO THE KEKDAQ ITSELF.

5. PROMOTING YOUR ARTWORK:

THROUGH VARIOUS TELEGRAM CHANNELS, 4CHAN BIZ CHANNELS AND OTHERS YOU CAN PROMOTE YOUR WORK AND SURPRISINGLY PEOPLE WILL BUY THEM IF THEY’RE GOOD ENOUGH. THIS TECHNOLOGY IS STILL GROUND FLOOR BUT THE BITCOIN MARKET IS FULL OF CAPITAL TO PROFIT FROM. ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SOLD PEPE CARD MEMES FROM UPWARDS OF 1,000 DOLLARS TO 13,000……YES THAT MUCH. LOOK UP “RARE PEPE BLOCKCHAIN TRADING” AND YOU’LL SEE NUMEROUS ARTICLES THAT CATALOG THE PAST OF THE ART BUSINESS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN.

6. HAVING FUN WITH YOUR ARTWORK…….DOING AIRDROPS:

SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER TO SHARE FIRST AND THEN ENJOY THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR LATER. IF YOU MAKE 1000 PIECES OF YOUR ART WHY NOT SHARE THEM? THE BEAUTY OF OUR MEMETIC CURRENCY IS THAT OUR TRANSACTION FEES ARE CHEAP. THE PROBLEM WITH BITCOIN CURRENTLY IS THAT TRANSACTION FEES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE TO CATER TO LARGE AMOUNTS OF ASSETS BEING SENT BACK AND FORTH. THIS ALLOWS YOU TO SEND HUNDREDS OF ASSETS TO PEOPLE TO COLLECT AND THEY ALSO GET THE GIFT OF YOUR ART. ALSO IN THE PROCESS THEY GET TO SHARE WITH OTHERS AND WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT GET APPROACHED FOR PEOPLE TO BUY SOME. REMEMBER THE “HOLOKEK” WILL ALSO PROVIDE A WAY FOR YOU TO SET UP A SELL ORDER ON THE EXCHANGE AS WELL, JUST LIKE A STOCK MARKET.

7. THE KEKDAQ IS A DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE…..USE IT:

NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR ASSETS, YOU’VE SHARED WITH PLENTY OF OTHERS AND ARE QUITE SATISFIED YOU GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL……TIME TO SELL IT. IN THE KEKDAQ YOU CAN DICTATE A PRICE TO SELL YOUR ARTWORK. JUST LIKE THE STOCK MARKET PEOPLE CAN SET UP BUYS AND SELLS REGARDING YOUR ART PIECE, ALL ON A DECENTRALIZED PROTOCOL. THIS IS THE FUTURE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO THE DECENTRALIZED FREE MARKET ART WORLD.

ENJOY THE FUTURE OF ART EVERYONE,

THE KEKDAQ CREW

WWW.MEMETIC.AI

WWW.KEKDAQ.COM

TELEGRAM.ME/PEPECOINS

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GrounBEEF Taxi

Written by

VAPORWAVE ARTIST, FORMER TROLLBOX BANHAMMER CHAMP OF POLONIEX AND FIRST SERIES PEPE CARD DIGITAL BLOCKCHAIN ARTIST. OWNER OF 2 LORDKEKS. CHANCOIN VISUAL REP.

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