HFMikeThe Slowest Speed At Which You Can Possibly Travel While Still Essentially Moving ForwardNotes on Running Just About 2 Miles.Mar 16, 2016Mar 16, 2016
HFMikeinCrooked ScoreboardJust Tell Me What To Feel, And I WillIf you look for it, you’ll find it. A yearbook photograph of Jihadi John when he was a boy. He was a goofy-looking kid with a goofy-looking…Nov 17, 2015Nov 17, 2015
HFMikeA Thing That — Right Now, Anyway — Feels Like Just About The Worst Thing ImaginableOn Two Drowned Rabbits at a Petsland in Ohio, circa 2009.Sep 10, 2015Sep 10, 2015
HFMikeThe Amish Guy Behind My HouseThe farm behind my house isn’t a working farm anymore[1], now it’s a sort of half-dilapidated triptych of white cinderblock buildings…Jun 30, 2015Jun 30, 2015
HFMikeRe: The Crazy Lady Checking Her Mail Near My HouseI was out walking my twin daughters and my dog when I saw the woman out of the corner of my eye: she had emerged from behind the lunatic…Jun 12, 2015Jun 12, 2015
HFMikeOn Watching the Women’s World Cup, Insofar As It Relates to Workplace Mortality RatesHere’s a totally ham-fisted ethical question for you to work at this week. “Is it ‘okay’ to watch the Women’s World cup?”Jun 10, 2015Jun 10, 2015