Star Wars Spoilers

Someone shoots a laser out of a can. It hits another can.

The desert eats two lamps.

Walt dies.

Gatsby kills himself.

Anna Karenina kills herself.

Madame Bovary kills herself.

A Wookiee and a priest walk into a bar. They look for a seat near the back.

Everyone eats the ham, except the woman. The woman says, “No ham.”

Two roads diverge in an arctic tundra, and Wasicsko kills himself.