Sometimes I’m asleep; mostly I’m awake.
1. Compliment President Trump on his eyes: “My President’s eyes are nothing like the sun over the Kremlin. They’re like the sun over PUTIN’S PALACE ON THE BLACK SEA! Zing! A better sun!”
Home is wherever I’m with three other people,
And they’re all touching me at the same time.
Anna Karenina Valentines
From: Oblonsky (Stiva)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm having an affair
You know her
She's great with kids