Imagining A New World With A New Apple iPig

hotdogsbaloney
3 min readJul 18, 2018

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The new Apple iPig: it’s a new idea and one that I don’t quite know what it means. But maybe it means something? It’s certainly an interesting idea, or at least it is to me, maybe it is to you, honestly I don’t know.

But it raises an important question: what if the new Apple iPig was real? What even would it be? But the basic concept is so enthralling: new Apple iPig. It rolls off the tongue and into your brain and makes you consider: the new Apple iPig.

And more importantly, what could it do? Would it be helpful? Would it be nice? Does it connect to your phone or your watch?

Concept art for Apple iPig

These are the hard questions we have to face about the new Apple iPig (or would if it was real, but it isn’t.)

Perhaps the Apple iPig would be nice and it would do nice things for us? But maybe it would be bad and more like a prank or a jibe? Has Apple released anything like that before? Maybe a new idea for them? Probably not a good idea to go with but all press is good press and I’m just saying it could work out for them. I think if the new Apple iPig connected to the internet over 4G LTE and WiFi and connected to devices through Bluetooth that would be better but maybe DSL or dial up also? Kind of a throwback thing? It could work but also I don’t know.

The most important question obviously is “should the new Apple iPig talk?” Honestly I don’t know. Maybe it should? Something to think about at least, it talking. Talking might be a good idea for it if they could figure it out. Talking is maybe a bad idea but who knows maybe some people would like it, not saying necessarily that I would but you never know, really. I think it’s something to look into for sure at least though. Something to think about?

Artist’s rendering of Apple iPig

New Apple iPig?

New Features added by the new Apple iPig? Paradigm shift, perhaps, not saying that for sure, but could be. Paradigm shift? Kind of a buzzword but maybe it could really be one, depending on what it is or what it does. Hard to say the impact it would have since I have no clue what it would it do. But depending on what it does it could be a really big deal?

Apple after release of the wildly successful new Apple iPig? Yes or no?

The new Apple iPig, yes or no? Sound off in the comments and let me know what you think, yes or no to the Apple iPig?

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hotdogsbaloney

Tech blogger/thoughter. Considering the future and possibilities.