100 Days of Trudeau

In these his first 100 days, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made his cabinet completely gender-equal, outlined plans to legalize marijuana, personally began welcoming the 25,000 Syrian refugees to be given asylum, spoke at Davos about how he talks to his 8-year old son about how he treats women and how he is going to grow up to be a feminist just like dad, launched a national investigation into the missing and murdered indigenous women, vowed full reconciliation with Canada’s indigenous peoples, lowered taxes for the middle class, raised them for the wealthy, and withdrew airstrikes from Syria and Iraq while increasing humanitarian aid.

Yesterday he declared his intention to bid for a seat on the UN Security Council. I only ask that he adopt America in the meantime.