A Twitter Haunting
@JessicaBoo Dunno who you are and don’t care. Stop replying to all my tweets with weird gifs.
@DanTheHanFan Come with me. We can be together.
@JessicaBoo Okay. Muting now. Tc.
@DanTheHanFan Come with me, Dan. I miss you.
@JessicaBoo WTF! I muted you.
@DanTheHanFan We belong together. Just like we did back in school.
@JessicaBoo I blocked you too!! How is this still happening?!
@DanTheHanFan Take my hand, Dan. We are meant to be together. Come with me now.
@JessicaBoo I’m gonna report your account. Good day.
@DanTheHanFan Don’t you want me anymore?
@JessicaBoo Who. Are. You.
@DanTheHanFan I’m your soul mate. The only girl who loved you with all her heart.
@JessicaBoo Is this Jake?
@DanTheHanFan It’s me, Dan. Your Jess. Remember the day we met? I was wearing a silly hat.
@JessicaBoo If this is a Halloween thing, this is in poor taste. You are a sick person.
@DanTheHanFan What’s the matter, Dan? Did you forget about me?
@JessicaBoo Fuck off.
@DanTheHanFan You said I was the prettiest girl you had ever seen.
@JessicaBoo Whoever you are, you need to stop this shit. Right now.
@DanTheHanFan What’s the matter, Dan? Don’t you love me anymore?
@JessicaBoo The person you’re pretending to be was a real human being. This is not funny.
@DanTheHanFan I am still real, Dan. I’m waiting for you. I’ve been waiting for you for so long.
@JessicaBoo Fuck you. Jess is dead. This is sick. I’m going to ignore you now.
@DanTheHanFan Ignore me? Like you did when I drowned? And you just watched?
@JessicaBoo I don’t know what game you’re playing. This is over. Goodbye.
@DanTheHanFan It’s never over, Dan. I’m here now. With you. Near you. On this bed.
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