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Thank You Grandfather

“The scene is the Himalayas. Jarvis and the red one is bitching again. It’s not like I’m doing anything special, like using my heart itself to carry HER luggage. I told her, my computer is enough. Keep me home now.”

Iron Man shoots out of a rail gun made by NASA. Plenty of quips about this not being about size, but … resolution … like you are humoring some diapered infant.

Shot into space! Accelerating for “Heroic Apparition!” The moon, … eats dust ??? Suddenly, the dreaded “First Nelsoning” …

A TV screen appears out of nowhere, resolution: 1 Planck Length thick:

Gravitational “Nelsoning”

Iron Man looks at it, and really does look evil, like IT, when the Moon mesmerized him and his brain itself is a hard drive, mind-linking with the big bang. If Iron Man is evil, so are dragonflies … … and your mom …

Got it!

Faster …

… moar “Nelsonings” appear behind him, like soap bubbles, or ripples on a wake in a really small channel …

<Jarvis> “Kickstarting the … … … ‘Barneying’ … … ….”

S.H.I.E.L.D. turns the tips of every “potentially launched object” in it’s arsenal as a IC radio amplifier … in the background all plasma tvs get this “Skynet Idling mode” of “Radio stations for … … ‘MOARZ BARNEYINGS” … … …….” not hostile, well, I guess a flatline or a code blue sign is “hostel” …

Irony Man … to Infinity … … and … … … … … moar infinitiy …

<Iron Man> “I … … … … … I … hear it…

Carlos Castellenada was read by … … Achilles??? wtf ???
Mesmorizing quick. A brief look to see what Van Gogh really saw. Tripping … the Bends!

<Iron Man> “I … … … … … I … see it…

… again…

the music, the children …

… the beautiful beuatiful children …

… they are even more horrrriiiible than you can ever imagine…

…”

80s Smirk as the “baby booming of all baby booms” truly begins now. RDJ ‘magiccally’ DE-AGES

Iron Man is in the “Heliosphere”. This is a realm of grace. No room for error. Picture that orb in the drawing above. Remove all the junk. Bring it out of the screen like a beautiful reverse tear drop, crying a diamond the the width of the Planck length in the human heart beat.

Now you got to “rifle it” inwards, like twisting your arm after you just gored a bear in your sleep …

<Jarvis> “Entering deacceleration sequence 1”

The Nelsons and the Barney crash into each other! Iron Man comes flying in, drunk, like a newborn baby waking up in 2001 A Space Odyssey, the silence.

Marvel Studios now has a portal to keep Thanos in “reprobate” status. They can fight, as long as it serves as “ironic” commentary on DC and the Globalist Agenda.

But it has to be good. Our “friends” are laying down $100 a ticket! High class. This is Disney. World Class. Win. We win the world. Period. End of story.

The Sun itself starts “arching”, like a microwave and beautiful beautiful static. It morphs into a Command Prompt for an operating system. Then it is assimiliated into the “Sun Spot Activity Interferred with Data Theory in Universal Resonance”. Jarvis just ‘programmed’ the Om.

<StarFox> WANT LIBERAL USE OF SOUND EFFECTS. YOU ARE DISNEY. GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. JUST Re-Enter on “Wing Damage”. That noise is awesome …

<Jarvis> Entering Deacceleration Sequence Two

Iron starts seeing clouds. He is clearly on the edge of the heliosphere, but clouds come in, like you just turned up the opacity of Photoshop …

… he’s a drunk! Sober him up!

Rocketeer time. New York City rooftoops. Still in space. It’s a parade. End of World War 2. We won it.

I see him too! I see space! I’m in space!

<Jarvis> Entering Deacceleration Sequence Three

Surf Nazi must die time. Hippy sky diver. Iron Man suit breaks apart and forms a “holigram” Iron man suit, like a cannon doppleganger …

… it shoots a lightening bolt down the himmalayas, goes to calcutta, baghdad, iran, mediterrenean, …


Canada

…, back across the ocean, back up the himalaya, down to the sherpa iPhone playing iron man game while everyone watches this (he’s high) …

… right into la guardia to cheering fools of drunken hippies …

… right to Iron Man’s mansion …

… to his garage! Saturday Morning Cartoons!

“Now that’s how you update your operating system…

… Kids …

… stay in school.”

Cue the Evil Dead music! Hollywood’s in Trump’s America now …

… again!