Here’s why The News is your enemy

The News is an omnipresent information system that reaches almost everyone on the planet.

You can’t turn it off.
You have no control over it. 
And it’s your enemy.

Here’s why.

1. Barack Obama is an alien and Vladimir Putin was raised by bears

Fake news is either:

Hyperbolic fiction that’s designed to go viral on social media and collect ad revenue for immoral but enterprising creators.


Targeted misinformation warfare. Slur campaigns designed to tarnish the reputation or popularity of an opponent.

After being dragged into the US election by one of the most successful fake news stories ever, Pope Francis described it as a ‘sickness’.

Right was he.

Fake news is your enemy.

Some fake news, like this Photoshopped pic of Jay-Z with Barry Chuckle, is funny. However, studies have shown that people have difficulty distinguishing fake news from the real thing. When made up headlines are taken at face value, it can result in some very real world consequences.

2. The news isn’t for you, it’s for the 1%

The 1% heavily influence the news.

When doing so, they are not thinking about you, they are thinking about themselves. They are simply trying to get you to see the world like they do.

“the 20th century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: the growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.”
Noam Chomsky from World Orders: Old and New

News media controlled by the 1% is your enemy.

Jon Carpenter gets it.

3. Too much, too often

The world is yours!

The news never stops.

How, amongst all the other shit life throws at you, do you make sure that you see the news that matters to you?

If you paid attention to every Tweet, Instagram, Facebook post, TV broadcast, Newspaper headline, WordPress blog, Buzzfeed list, Viral YouTube video, WhatsApp message, RSS feed update, weekly digest email, website article and radio report that fights for your attention, what else would you get done in life?

This over saturation of news content is the culture of constant distraction manifest and it’s accelerating. Being bombarded by news that you don’t care about or can’t apply in your life doesn’t help you.

Too much news is your enemy.

4. Obey me BITCH, I’m the news

You will be familiar with the the bold typefaces, attractive anchors, dramatic music, persuasive language, disturbing real life footage and creative use of graphics that are deployed to tell modern news stories.

This communications vernacular is not designed to help you gain a balanced understanding of a story. It’s an authoritarian language that shouts to your emotional core. It tells you what to think and discourages being questioned.

Anyone seeking an unquestioning authority over you, is your enemy.

5. It wastes your time

Behind many eye catching thumbnails and sensational headlines, the internet hides a vast labyrinth of pointless bullshit pretending to be news.

You’ve been there. More than once. Each time, that sneaky click-bait wasted some of your life and with so much to do, you can’t afford that.

Click-bait is your enemy.

6. It’s a Toxic habit

“We are beginning to recognise how toxic news can be.”
The Art of Thinking Clearly: Better Thinking, Better Decisions by Rolf Dobelli

Panicky stories constantly trigger the limbic system and chronic stress and anxiety is the result.

Side effects include: impaired digestion, lack of growth (cell, hair, bone), nervousness and susceptibility to infections. The other potential side-effects include fear, aggression, tunnel-vision and desensitisation.

People that disrupt your emotional well being are your enemy.

7. It spreads fear and ignorance


The communications equivalent of George Orwell’s boot stamping on a human face forever.

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“History has shown us time and time again the dangers of demonising foreigners and minorities…it is extraordinary and deeply shameful to see these types of tactics being used… simply because racism and xenophobia are so easy to arouse in order to win votes or sell newspapers.” 
24th April, 2015. High commissioner for human rights — Office of United Nations

Anybody that spreads ignorance and fear (especially to make money) is your enemy.

Can we fight back?

Can we turn this enemy into a friend?
Can we change the rules and give the people control over the news?
Can we shine a light on the world’s best journalism?
Can we give the news a positive role in our society?

We intend to find out.

Hayden Peek co-founder of Curve.News

Curve.News is a smart news reader coming soon to iOS. It brings all of the news sources you trust into one elegant interface and makes it easy to control and discover more news content that matters to you.

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