I have no fucking clue what this is but I’m losing weight from laughing so hard.

❥❥ I just got carried away laughing at the original story (which was about 7 paragraphs or more, if I recall) and tried to photoshop a chicken laying a baseball pitcher like an egg. I suck at photoshopping so I drafted Ms. S to lend her considerable talents. :D

For the record, I asked for the bed to be ‘spurt blood up and back onto itself…’ the horrific vomit spray of blood and the bloody knife wound…

all Hannah.


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