Oh Gee. Another swiftly melting snowflake has emerged.
Rev. Fred Denial

No surprise, just a simple question. Why are you such a dick? Feel free to grunt and roll on the floor if you’re too much of an ape to answer.

Oh, and the snowflake thing? The real irony is that you’re the one who thinks he’s a special little snowflake… “Ooo, I’m so blunt and non-pc and my word vomit is so profound!”

How bout you fuck right off.