“The dude I am your father.”

Seriously man, I bow to that. I am not worthy. This entire thing is gold. You should post this and it’s predecessor as independent stories. Absolutely hilarious. :D

I cannot WAIT for Wild Flower to see this. :p

You, sir, have seized the day.

There really should be some sort of humor publication around here. Maybe there is and I missed it. If not, maybe I’l make one. You feel like being a co-editor? There’s a considerate likelihood of hi-jinks. Plus you can use your sun-ripened muscle-bulges to keep the riff-raff out.

By the way, my Master Sergeant cohort here at the office had a chuckle reading over my shoulder.