Confessions of a Former Standup Comic: The Funny Always Seeps In
Sheila Bryson
111

Farts? Once in college I found a love seat on the side of the road in Chico and upholstered it in blue and purple faux-fur without taking it apart first (I didn’t know better at the time). In retrospect it was probably soaked in college student vomit, pee, sex fluids which would have been the only way I got an STD in college —farts are just the beginning… :-X