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Hannah Henderson
Jun 7, 2017 · 1 min read

Originally Posted: 2017–06–04 3:32pm apply to job

★ Woman seeks mate

(“Mate” as-in fellow worker or joint occupant of a thing. You animal.)

I am: Quite fetching. Budding software engineer with previous management experience. Dry sense of humor. Unusually heightened affinity for JIRA. Part of a highly accomplished team (someone has to bring down the average). Self-deprecating. Addicted to Google.

Seeking: Coworker and senior frontend engineer. You will shepherd our technical direction, and directly influence my day-to-day work and professional growth. Would prefer amicable relationship. I promise never to ask: Will you be my mentor?

You are: Like-minded individual (external diversity applauded). Passionate about programming. Drama-averse. Opinionated. Comfortable explaining difficult architectural concepts in basic terms. Excited to get a little Clojure at CircleCI. Preference given to individuals with enticing LISP experience.

Bonus points if you enjoy long walks on the Embarcadero and stunning office views.

Actual view, as captured by amateur-photographer and iPhone-wielder

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Hannah is a software engineer at CircleCI. This posting is in no way approved or sanctioned by CircleCI.

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