What WOULD I say?

According to the site What Would I Say,

"what would i say?"automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history.

So, basically, it’s a bot that mixes up your past words to create seemingly random posts.

Some of these posts are silly:

Some are surprisingly accurate:

But almost all were pretty great found-language poems. And the best part? The language is mine!

Here are a few of my favorites: