Personally PhonyGirl At Bath And BodyworksOn Saturday I was perusing through Bath and Bodyworks just searching for some hand lotion. Something masculine and musky, but everything…Oct 30, 2015Oct 30, 2015
Personally PhonyDropping HintsIt was a warm December afternoon. I had worked all morning and was starving to death. I warmed a heaping paper plate of spaghetti in the…Oct 21, 2015Oct 21, 2015
Personally PhonyChecking Out At TargetThis is going to move fast so try and keep up. I’m going to apologize right now for A. my boldness and B. my misuse of the English…Oct 6, 2015Oct 6, 2015
Personally PhonyI Named My Cat After YouIs this weird? I haven’t seen you in years. I’ve thought of you very little, in fact. But I found a cat under my car this morning and you…Sep 23, 2015Sep 23, 2015
Personally PhonyWhere Has The Time Gone?I wake up in a cold sweat. Alone. Did I mention cold? Sweaty? My fan is broken. My AC is on it’s last leg. It’s last peg-leg even. My clock…Sep 22, 2015Sep 22, 2015
Personally PhonyI Laughed When You SneezedI’m not usually such a jerk. I’m actually a nice quiet guy.Sep 21, 2015Sep 21, 2015
Personally PhonyI Wish I’d Bought Your CoffeeWhere do I start with this? About a week ago at Starbucks seems as good a place or time as any. I was on my way to work. It was early but…Sep 19, 2015Sep 19, 2015
Personally PhonyI Watched You On The Blue LineShivering in my pea coat on the platform at Akard, I cast a long look at the gray sky beyond the buildings. It’s days like this that I wish…Sep 18, 2015Sep 18, 2015
