Why You Should Follow My Cat on Instagram
Ten reasons why you should Instagram follow a feral cat-turned-domestic with three teeth and mouth herpes.
This is why you should follow my cat, FatFace, on Instagram.
- She has an amazing sob story: She was a street urchin who weighed less than five pounds and has a mouth ravaged by decay and herpes.
2. I mean, look at this sad sack mouth. There’s like, three teeth in there.
3. After a year of earning her trust, I took her in and we now live happily ever after. It’s disgusting.
4. She swears like a sailor.
5. She writes about her former street friends — friends like Peter, who is a big dumb-dumb.
6. This is her ride.
7. She’s traveled to 19 states of America, and she’s visited the French Quarter in New Orleans, eaten BBQ in Kansas City and stood under the Gateway Arch in St. Louis. I chronicled her adventures on a Medium post.