Howard AltmanSeason’s TweetingsWith a name like “Mary’, a normal Christmas was out of the question. Office parties, secret Santas and twinkle lights are nice, but those…Dec 26, 20201Dec 26, 20201
Howard AltmanThe Un-American History of America FirstThey say that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. But, that presumes that those who do remember the past, and…Aug 21, 20191Aug 21, 20191
Howard AltmaninP.S. I Love YouSeitanic VersesI will eat anything. From $1-sushi to filet mignon, from gyro to grasshopper. Sweetbreads, kidneys, Rocky Mountain oysters, nothing is off…May 13, 20192May 13, 20192
Howard AltmaninP.S. I Love YouMesa For OneOne day before Valentines’ Day. I’m in a Coach store staring at a rack of palm-sized pocketbooks that cost far more money than you could…Feb 13, 2019Feb 13, 2019
Howard AltmaninLit UpThe Ghost of Christmas PestI need a corn dog and an Icee. Don’t judge. It’s my busy season, and I comfort eat.Jan 1, 2019Jan 1, 2019
Howard AltmaninP.S. I Love YouA Jigsaw HeartRadioactive materials are measured by their half-life. Medications, too, in case of allergy. A half life a way to measure how long it will…May 29, 2018May 29, 2018
Howard AltmaninP.S. I Love YouEncore, LoveThere is nothing lonelier, yet more brimming with yearning hope, than Valentine’s Day at the retirement home. It’s equal parts resignation…May 3, 2018May 3, 2018
Howard AltmaninP.S. I Love YouThe Heart of a MotherThomas Wolfe famously wrote, “You can’t go home again.”Apr 27, 20182Apr 27, 20182