Death Stranding teaches valuable life lessons about footwear

  1. You don’t have to eat or go to the toilet if you don’t want to, ever. But you can. Bathroom breaks are on your terms. If you want, you could spend hours sitting on the john – that could be your Death Stranding experience (don’t do this).
  2. Water will be turned into Monster Energy against your permission. Don’t you like Monster Energy? Tough. Water is for losers, not delivery men with deliveries to deliver.
  3. Your boots will only last a few precious hours before literally vanishing from your feet; leaving said feet moments away from being cut to shreds and you bleeding to death.
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Hideo Kojima stands with Conan O’Brien. They both have shoes on.
Hideo Kojima is never seen not wearing something on his feet

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