Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #34–36“Never say never. Except when saying the expression ‘never say never.’ And when referring to the film ‘Tomorrow Never Dies.’ I love James…Jul 25, 2016Jul 25, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #46“I live with my parents, I have no friends, I’ve never even had sex. Oh god, I’m such a miserable fuck up.”Jul 22, 2016Jul 22, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #45“I work in a morgue and before you even ask, yes I have zombie insurance. I’m not an idiot.”Jul 20, 2016Jul 20, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #31–33“It’s tough aging backwards because even though I have a lifetime worth of wisdom, nobody takes me seriously. I don’t need a nap…Jul 18, 2016Jul 18, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #44“My dog is my best friend. I don’t know why people think that’s cute, I’m incredibly lonely.”Jul 13, 2016Jul 13, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #28–30“It’s really nice that all my body fat went to my stomach and looks so baby-shaped, but I’m not sure how much longer I can maintain the…Jul 11, 2016Jul 11, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #43“My friends say I give great hugs, but in reality I’m just a really weak strangler.”Jul 8, 2016Jul 8, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #25-27“I don’t think my intelligence comes across very well because I’m a slow learner and I’m constantly wrong about things. It’s so annoying…Jul 5, 2016Jul 5, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #42(1/3) “We’re not one of those lovey-dovey couples that makes out in public or at all.”Jun 30, 2016Jun 30, 2016
Humans of Blue RockHumans of Blue Rock #22–24“When I grow up I wanna be a fireman.” “How come?” “I’m 5 and haven’t thought it through.”Jun 27, 2016Jun 27, 2016
