Humans of Blue Rock #10
“It’s so easy to get stressed out and overwhelmed, which is why really I try to find the humor in everything. But some things I still struggle with. I just don’t think Big Bang Theory is a good show.”
“You spend your entire professional life innovating, helping create techniques that will save the lives of thousands of people, but apparently surgically attaching a horse penis to your wife’s forehead while she’s sleeping is ‘one step too far.’”
“My dad is the best! A month ago, he stole a grand piano from this huge mansion a few miles away. Last week, he robbed a bank and made off with over 80 grand. Oh, sorry I didn’t clarify — at stealing. My dad is the best at stealing things.”
