Humans of Blue Rock #26

“Gah there’s my ex! I want her to see me doing something cool. Quick, laugh like I just told you a funny joke! Ha ha ha! Look, I’m socializing like a cool person! Why yes, I would like to go hang out now with our other cool fr– oh dammit never mind that’s not her.”

“This has been the best year of my life. Sure, my mom died, I went bankrupt, and my fiancee broke up with me, but I’ve gotten WAY better at Minecraft. Sometimes having your priorities all messed up is a good thing.”

“My friends say I’m a flatterer and I guess they would know — they’re all intelligent, insightful people.”

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