Humans of Blue Rock #29

“I like to appear busy but I haven’t worked a single hour in my entire life. I don’t even know how to read.”

“How I got this shirt is a funny story. Not “ha-ha” funny or interesting funny, though. More like funny in a “not actually funny at all” kind of way. But whatever, I’m hot.”

“It’s the little things in life I’ve found that are often the most important. Like this tiny little malignant tumor on my neck. I think it’s a huge deal!”