Hillary Thoughts

Published on June 1st, 2015 | by Keeleigh Utt

In the past couple weeks, I have seen 46 articles about Hillary Clinton going to various restaurants and small towns. She’s not actually trying to connect individually “with the little people” she’s trying to reinvent herself. Hill can’t help but try to save face from her recent email scandal and try to get ahead in the 2016 polls. So who can blame her for trying to connect with a new group? No one, but we all know she’s going to fail, simply because she has the wrong attitude and doesn’t quite fit in. Let’s do a play by play of her thoughts from her visit to that Ohio Chipotle, because honestly that might be a little easier than tracking her email.

Walking in, all she sees are college students (you know, the people who actually are broke).

Telling herself “Remember to not look disgusted” at the wildlife most people refer to as hipsters as she’s waiting in line.

“Oh, I don’t know what I want, maybe…umm….” Gosh Hill, be prepared to order. Stop trying to buy time for them to notice who you are.

That awkward moment when she has to wait for her food- the horror! Sorry you’re not the center of attention Hill.

“Ewh the peasant’s hand touched me as I handed him my cash”

Leaving finally to the safety of her van, “Scooby” like:

Get off your high horse Hill. We all knew you had a craving for the deliciousness that is Chipotle. Sorry you weren’t noticed, but boy does that say a lot about your connection with the youth. Or rather the lack thereof.

Someone please tell Hill she isn’t accepted. In fact, she’s being rejected. The only thing I want to tell her is “go home”.

Tags: 2016, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, youth