Musings of a INJF
The dirty laundry of tinder in a small town.
INFJ refers to my personality type.
Download tinder! a friend said.
This was shortly after a girl stole all my clothes out of spite, leaving me to call my boss and say I’m sick.
yeah sick of looking for pants.
I have a habbit of finding the wild ones, and after some urging decided to download ‘’Tinder’’ A dating app.
the app is used mostly for hookups, and getting a girl has never been a issue.
but meaningless sex is meaningless.
Money also also comes easily as I view poverty as another challenge with a easy to solve riddle.
But finding someone worth the time, effort of actually dating?
now there’s a real challenge & it doesn't help that the dating pool in my town is especially dry.
Most girls are terrified of dirt, and I own a ATV.
About three hours later I picked up my phone to see 21 matches.
6 were robots, that on the second message tried to direct me to a porn link.
HEYHONEY D0 YIU HAVE UR TINDERVERIFICATIONDOXE?
somecraplinkgoeshere.com
hurry lets VIDEO *insert 60 winky faces*
whoever moderates this site is doing a horrible job.
That left 15 females in the area, that like me had downloaded an app with if nothing more, the curios intent to see who was around them.
After girl # 3 sent me a not so subtle ‘’come over’’ message that made me roll my eyes before deleting her I closed the app.
Later on Facebook my memory placed one of the profiles Facebook was saying ‘’you may know’’ as a girl I had seen on tinder.
Do I know her? no.
Do I want to?
hmm..
Why not?
*Clicks Message*
hey ya online>?
This is one of the worst ‘’Hellos’’ you can use. I did this deliberately, to see if the girl would reply.
to my surprise about ten minuets later my phone buzzed with this reply.
Anna Firestone accepted your request.
hey ya. what are you doing this night
no response.
I tried again.
not chatty tonight?
Not really.
i know the feeling.
and I do! in this month alone two people I know have been in accidents, The world is in turmoil, and the coffee I made sucks monkey balls.
Then feeling cheeky I sent this.
seven new planets were found, but I think your hotter then the star they orbit around :P
get some rest, maybe try in the morning.
(feeling like)
immediately she started typing
Also I don’t know you and we have no mutual friends so if you could just not message me again that would be great thank you. Have a nice night.
i messaged you because you are a cute gall.
Really, whats the difference between
Swiping right & saying hello in a message?
the outcome is the same, you speak to a person.
after all isn't that what people want? a connection with another person?
Hell many girls on there Share their social profiles!!
Snap me on SC (because I’m to lazy to spell)
Follow me on insta!
and even one girl
I will follow back if you follow me on insta
Tinder has created a monopoly where users are put into a pool
but have this weird mindframe that unless you spend hours swiping photos and match its ‘’Weird’’
Well I appreciate that and it’s rather flattering but I’m not interested nor am I looking so thank you. Please don’t message me again.
Well this is bull. The phone I’m using provides advanced data, including time of login. She was online 24/02 20:55 one day before.
Shes FLATTERED? why? I said nothing flattering.
Did something happen in between that time-frame?
maybe. I dont know her.
but it’s odd how she capitalized on ‘’we have no mutual friends’’
Are we living in a Black Mirror reality where the number of friends you have and the people you are around has impact on who your romantic interest is?
actually we do unknown to her. I simply keep my friends list hidden because I don’t want to relive the past years disaster of a girl messaging everyone I know. plus its WEIRD letting people see your list of friends. like Hello. Here’s a curated list of the people I speak with on a regular basis.
No thanks.
No mutual friends? she does my dry cleaning!
Although I realize, she probably doesn't realize it. also it’s a burner Facebook account…
No, it’s probably the fact that I used the worlds worst picture of me on my Facebook account, as a inside joke with some friends.
people today are highly judgmental and its the reason apps like tinder exist in the first place.
Swipe Right. Swipe Left. faces fly by without any feeling, without any emotion in the process.
In this modern era, chivalry is almost dead because users restrict themselvs to personal cliques, and speed through potential mates as fast as their thumbs fly.
Welcome to the future folks, where baby's are made from one night stands & relationships are based on what kind of hat your wear..
and everyone you match with expects sex.
As for me? I’v deleted my account & will soon erase the Facebook account it was used to sign up with.
I have no desire to swim in the shallow pool of misery people call ‘’Online Dating’’
- names have been changed
