China: Land of Giants and Midgets and nothing in-between. 1,000 of em for every one of us in the US. They are just biding their time til they make human chains across both the Atlantic and Pacific in order to claim their birthright as our overlords. We’re going to owe them money til 2094 when the world ends, least we can do is let a couple billion of their number crash on the couch for a few weeks.

God forbid a Chinese Olympian returns home and cross mutates Zika with Sars. The resulting terror would be tougher than Sharktopus, Pterocudda, Whalewolf, and the prospect of a Donald Trump administration.