I thought the title was more of a reference to cocaine(?)
Alejandro Arturo
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I would buy into this cocaine thing, but when you’re prescribed illegal speed from DPRK via Estonia you’re fairly committed to your favorite stimulant. Plus to give into a coke habit, would be to capitulate in some form to der Mexicurns.

I think he’s begun scraping off the time release on his goatherder speed and crushing and snorting them. I think this explanation serves both conspiracies quite well.

However, at the end of this ruminating, I’m still left with a headline that causes Trump nude imagery.

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