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Reason #6: So he could pay to have that horrid calligraphy on his arm removed. That makes the all-time worst tattoo list (professional athlete category)

Furthermore, the irony in a tattoo that reads Forever Young will be so thick when he looks at that arm in the mirror around age 65 and the letters are sagging. With any luck the only legible letters will be F You.

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