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This is cheating. Ice Bear abhors cheating. If he wants to rock out with the proverbial _____ out he needs to lose the thermals, find some polyesters with the two white strips down the hip. And then find some matching color striped tube socks to pull up to the knees. Ice Bear remembers 1983.

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