An Honest Accounting of My Billable Hours

9:00 AM — 9:15 AM

Still on the train.

9:15 — 9:30 AM

Arrived at 9:25. Promptly checked e-mail and all social media platforms to keep abreast of any new developments since previous checks at 8:14 AM, 8:36 AM, 8:49 AM and 8:51 AM.

9:30 AM — 9:45 AM

Prepared coffee in the office kitchen. Gently explained to co-worker why I would not be attending his first improv show with new team, Premature Ejokeulation.