9:00 AM — 9:15 AM
Still on the train.
9:15 — 9:30 AM
Arrived at 9:25. Promptly checked e-mail and all social media platforms to keep abreast of any new developments since previous checks at 8:14 AM, 8:36 AM, 8:49 AM and 8:51 AM.
9:30 AM — 9:45 AM
Prepared coffee in the office kitchen. Gently explained to co-worker why I would not be attending his first improv show with new team, Premature Ejokeulation.