Ilana GordonA Woman’s Changing BodyBy Male, Republican Lawmakers, For Male, Republican Lawmakers·4 min read·Sep 9, 2021--2--2
Ilana GordonI’m The Black Hole And I’m Begging You To Please Stop Leaking My NudesTo Whom It May Concern,·3 min read·Apr 11, 2019--7--7
Ilana GordonWardrobe Essentials For The Modern WomanDon’t leave home without them!·2 min read·Nov 1, 2018--1--1
Ilana Gordon#ThrowbackThursday: These Aren’t Just Any Motherfucking Snakes On This Motherfucking PlaneThey’re Emotional Support Snakes, Motherfucker·4 min read·Sep 27, 2018----
Ilana GordonMission: Impossible — Everyday TasksYour to-do list, should you choose to accept it·3 min read·Aug 21, 2018--3--3
Ilana GordonOrder Of SnackcessionOther Government Positions That Would Be Improved By The Addition Of Food·1 min read·Jun 8, 2018--3--3
Ilana GordoninThe Belladonna ComedyThese Aren’t Just Any Motherfucking Snakes On This Motherfucking PlaneThey’re Emotional Support Snakes, Motherfucker·4 min read·Feb 23, 2018--5--5
Ilana GordoninOMGFactsYou Can Now Stay In Historical Castles For $50 A NightSleep in the four-bedroom mansion where Kipling wrote ‘The Jungle Book,’ and more.·5 min read·Feb 9, 2018--3--3