Zombie Wars: Excerpts Of The Dead (Act 1:The Soul Survivor)

If I wasnt stupid I would still be alive,instead of slugging about in this decaying sack of a body ... uhm don’t worry I’ll tell you about the day I died it came as a shock to me too and it’s all cause of the futility of desperacy smh...so here I was minding my own business having a late lunch in one of those places the high ends can’t eat...done eating I went outside not looking up for I was stumbling for some change in my pocket I crashed into something...this something turned out to be a pretty somebody a female of course ordinarily I would have given a word or two about the reasons for eyesight ..but this somebody held my words in the air matter of fact I lost sight of my thoughts...she smiled and apologized asked if I wanted to her nearby apartment to clean up .. of course I agree ...so we get to her apartment ..she offers a drink well after a couple of drinks and jokes which I would like to share but remember this is supposed to be a short story...but what can I say I’m a helluva.. guy little did I know hell lay beneath her ..bite ...so as it usually goes we go to bed...for some reason I wake up around 3 am some rude pungent odour had been abusing my dreams and I had the munchies ...or so I thought..oh my night lady was missing I wondered if she maybe went for a jog or a run or walk anyhow I go to turn on the TV there on the news I see some hoax story...or so I thought ...about some insane people running up and down biting on others ...SMH the news these days ...anyhow the smell still persists being a vain blooded man I decide to smell myself oh yes I’m a dog..and to my astonishment it’s my own body that’s giving off this unholy steam...I wonder what that lady rubbed on me...smell of dirty sex ?...anyhoo I go to use some magic spray in the room but I see someone else in the room I move to the right ...this ugly being moves likewise ...I move to the left this being shadows me ...oh no it can’t be I mean it wasn’t Halloween or maybe she used some make up on me cause I’m pretty sure I was pretty a while ago ..it was at that moment I remembered the images from the news and realised that for some reason I looked like one of those insane people quickly I ran back to the TV for I needed answers then on the screen apparently there was some virus that made those people look like that and act rabid it said within 5 minutes of contact through a bite one lost his mind ...hmm I thought but it’s beyond five minutes and besides the body and maybe hunger I’m still me...ooh maybe I’m like a super zombie like a sole surviving zombie with a..soul..or whatever they called them who knows I could be the king of the new age and atleast now I’ll be able to join the Hollywood undead band...haha ...noo somebody help me!If I wasnt stupid I would still be alive,instead of slugging about in this decaying sack of a body ... uhm don’t worry I’ll tell you about the day I died it came as a shock to me too and it’s all cause of the futility of desperacy smh...so here I was minding my own business having a late lunch in one of those places the high ends can’t eat...done eating I went outside not looking up for I was stumbling for some change in my pocket I crashed into something...this something turned out to be a pretty somebody a female of course ordinarily I would have given a word or two about the reasons for eyesight ..but this somebody held my words in the air matter of fact I lost sight of my thoughts...she smiled and apologized asked if I wanted to her nearby apartment to clean up .. of course I agree ...so we get to her apartment ..she offers a drink well after a couple of drinks and jokes which I would like to share but remember this is supposed to be a short story...but what can I say I’m a helluva.. guy little did I know hell lay beneath her ..bite ...so as it usually goes we go to bed...for some reason I wake up around 3 am some rude pungent odour had been abusing my dreams and I had the munchies ...or so I thought..oh my night lady was missing I wondered if she maybe went for a jog or a run or walk anyhow I go to turn on the TV there on the news I see some hoax story...or so I thought ...about some insane people running up and down biting on others ...SMH the news these days ...anyhow the smell still persists being a vain blooded man I decide to smell myself oh yes I’m a dog..and to my astonishment it’s my own body that’s giving off this unholy steam...I wonder what that lady rubbed on me...smell of dirty sex ?...anyhoo I go to use some magic spray in the room but I see someone else in the room I move to the right ...this ugly being moves likewise ...I move to the left this being shadows me ...oh no it can’t be I mean it wasn’t Halloween or maybe she used some make up on me cause I’m pretty sure I was pretty a while ago ..it was at that moment I remembered the images from the news and realised that for some reason I looked like one of those insane people quickly I ran back to the TV for I needed answers then on the screen apparently there was some virus that made those people look like that and act rabid it said within 5 minutes of contact through a bite one lost his mind ...hmm I thought but it’s beyond five minutes and besides the body and maybe hunger I’m still me...ooh maybe I’m like a super zombie like a sole surviving zombie with a..soul..or whatever they called them who knows I could be the king of the new age and atleast now I’ll be able to join the Hollywood undead band...haha ...noo somebody help me!