Impish Inc.A Sweat-Drenched Donald Trump Googles How To Move To CanadaNEW YORK — Businessman and star of NBC’s Apprentice Donald Trump has reportedly spent the 48 hours since he became the president-elect of…Nov 10, 2016Nov 10, 2016
Impish Inc.Our Daughter Used to Be Our Son: The Story of One Magic Basketball That Switched Two Siblings’ SoulsWhen I was a young father, I asked my own father for advice on how best to raise a family. “You love them,” he said. “You love them no…Feb 2, 2015Feb 2, 2015
Impish Inc.Man Leaves Bed Despite The FactsFRESNO, CA — In a move questioned by experts, Fresno resident Dave Cooley has roused himself from bed, ignoring an overwhelming body of…Jan 25, 2015Jan 25, 2015
Impish Inc.Romney Rushes To Finish Molting Before 2016 Presidential RaceSALT LAKE CITY, UT — Former Massachusetts Governor and two-time presidential contender Mitt Romney will be hard-pressed to complete the…Jan 23, 2015Jan 23, 2015
Impish Inc.MTA Not Sure Where Subway Goes Between StationsNEW YORK — Compounding traditional criticisms, representatives of the MTA have revealed they have no idea where trains go between subway…Jan 23, 2015Jan 23, 2015
Impish Inc.In Letter To Nation Donald Trump Comes Out As Tiny Snake Exploring SkullMy Beloved Country,Jan 19, 2015Jan 19, 2015
Impish Inc.1.6 Billion Terror Suspects Too Much For One Texas Police DepartmentJASPER, TX — In a statement released to reporters live on Monday, police officers representing the southeast Texas town of Jasper announced…Jan 19, 2015Jan 19, 2015
Impish Inc.Brilliant Detective Tragically FlawedLOS ANGELES — Though widely regarded as one of the LAPD’s most ingenious homicide detectives, Ted Roderick, 40, is reportedly saddled with…Jan 17, 2015Jan 17, 2015
Impish Inc.Hypocrite Not WrongANN ARBOR, MI — Responding to recent accusations of wrongdoing, Michigan hypocrite Garret Taylor is now claiming you were mistaken, and…Jan 17, 2015Jan 17, 2015
Impish Inc.Thousands Possibly Killed In Terror Attack In Africoh My God Lego Movie SnubbedBAGA, NIGERIA — Reports are now surfacing that on January 3rd, terrorist group Boko Haram attacked the town of Baga, Nigeria, and that the…Jan 16, 2015Jan 16, 2015